Spiders are horrifying beasts. Especially wolf spiders. About two moves ago, we were living in this terrible shack of a house with no insulation, and they would get into my housemate's room and just chill in her mess. Once I was trying to mow the lawn and spotted on on the side of the house. I moved and I screamed so loud that I'm genuinely surprised that our neighbors didn't call the cops (although they were probably stoned, so...)

Hee. Thank you. Lex Luthor, Spider Killer! It's always good if your boyfriend will serve in that necessary capacity. :D