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Comment fic meme
Morning folks!
First of all I must apologise for being an absent mod recently. Luckily for me you have all been awesome and not posted anything that doesn't belong here.
Anyway, I've been meaning to do this for a while to get people interested and talking again so here we go
THE
old_school_clex COMMENT FIC MEME
How it works:
01. Comment to this post with your prompt. Be as specific or unspecific as you like.
For example: 'Homework' or 'Lex catches Clark spying on him skinny dipping'
02. Please remember that this is an old school Clex comm so nothing from canon that goes beyond the end of season three
03. Post as many prompts as you like - but one prompt per comment only, please!
04. If your fic goes beyond the limit of one comment please reply to part one of your fic with part two etc
05. If you find a prompt that strikes your fancy, jump in and write some comment fic for the prompt poster
06. More than one comment fic response to a prompt is absolutely acceptable.
07. Tell your friends to tell their friends to come and join the fun, add a prompt, write a fic and leave some love for the authors!
08. Play nice - no flames, no bashing is allowed here! If I see a rude comment to a prompt or a fic repsonse, I'll delete it without further warning.
Go forth and have fun!
First of all I must apologise for being an absent mod recently. Luckily for me you have all been awesome and not posted anything that doesn't belong here.
Anyway, I've been meaning to do this for a while to get people interested and talking again so here we go
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How it works:
01. Comment to this post with your prompt. Be as specific or unspecific as you like.
For example: 'Homework' or 'Lex catches Clark spying on him skinny dipping'
02. Please remember that this is an old school Clex comm so nothing from canon that goes beyond the end of season three
03. Post as many prompts as you like - but one prompt per comment only, please!
04. If your fic goes beyond the limit of one comment please reply to part one of your fic with part two etc
05. If you find a prompt that strikes your fancy, jump in and write some comment fic for the prompt poster
06. More than one comment fic response to a prompt is absolutely acceptable.
07. Tell your friends to tell their friends to come and join the fun, add a prompt, write a fic and leave some love for the authors!
08. Play nice - no flames, no bashing is allowed here! If I see a rude comment to a prompt or a fic repsonse, I'll delete it without further warning.
Go forth and have fun!
no subject
Hope you enjoy!
"So, you ah…got any questions?"
Clark looked at his Dad, then the ground, a full face blush rising up to his hair line, and finally bit the bullet. It was now or never.
"So…there's a season? For mating and…other stuff?"
Oh gees, Jon knew it wouldn't be simple or easy, Martha had told him as much. He was hoping, however, that Clark would back away from this conversation like all the teens before him and eventually go find the information he was looking for in the locker room, maybe even a dirty magazine.
"Well, son, like I said the bulls and cows have a season. They know when it's time to conceive."
"Yeah but, like people, do they have a season?"
Jonathan let out a long sigh and rubbed his forehead hoping the answers would fall from the sky.
"Girls do, I guess you could call it that. When they have there…you know monthly time, but most guys…well most guys are ready when the wind blows. Especially at your age."
Clark's face crumpled further. This really didn't make any sense. He could have sex when the wind blew? What did having sex have to do with the wind? What Clark really wanted to know, and was certain after this conversation, that his dad had no clue about was why he'd never had an erection like all the other boys talked about.
In fact, his lack of erections was the reason this whole conversation came to pass! It's not like he removed the lock on the bathroom door, or asked his Mom to walk in on him inspecting himself, or to be even a huger freak than was already established. Oh no, his stupid penis had refused to act like a normal male appendage at stiffen up already! So here he was, sweating in the orchard, sitting on a barrel watching his Dad attempt to explain the mechanics of 'sexual relations' so he would be 'prepared' when the time came and now he was even more confused than before this , soon to be erased from his mind, bonding moment began.
"So, son? Any other questions?"
The eye brow raise clued Clark in that his Dad was hoping there wouldn't be and since he didn't seem all that knowledgeable anyway, Clark gave up.
"Nope, I think I've heard enough. I mean, learned enough…for today."
Clark smiled sheepishly at his Dad and knew he was off the hook when his Dad cuffed him on the shoulder and stood up to stretch.
"Well, son, if you change your mind, you can always come to me about anything."
"Thanks Dad."
Re: Hope you enjoy!
Unless Lex was really busy, had a work emergency, or just didn't want to talk to Clark about…oh God, what if he didn't want to talk about sex with Clark. What if he was shy or hated sex! Clark decided to take the conversation slow, feel Lex out, especially before he asked any of the most important questions.
Looking down at his notes, Clark settled himself with a deep breath and circled a few more questions, putting them in the later pile, just incase they were to personal.
"Clark? Enrique said you seemed upset. Is everything okay?"
"Lex! Yes, everything is fine. Um, how's work? You really busy today? Do you have time for a short break to discuss sexual relations? When was the last time you were at the talon?"
"Clark! Take a breath. Did you just ask me about sex?"
Lex pinched his hip from the inside of his pocket. He knew he'd heard Clark correctly so the only other option was dreaming. There was no, absolutely no, way that Clark Kent walked into his office at four-thirty in the afternoon on a Thursday to ask him to have sex. Just No Way!
"Um…well…yeah." Clark looked up from where he was drawing circular patterns with the toe of his shoe onto the marble floors and tried to will the blood from his face. He knew that this was going to be harder than the talk with his dad. Mostly because he was going to have to lead this conversation, but he'd hoped that he'd have the will to finish it before his face imploded.
"Wow, okay." Lex motioned to the sofa's near the fireplace and then retrieved himself and Clark a bottle of water before he sat next to Clark and put a reassuring hand on his shoulder. The fact that Clark leaned into the touch only confirmed Lex's suspicions that he was going to get laid today. He was going to lay claim to Clark Kent's entire being today and he didn't even have to trick him into it. A gleeful smirk rose to Lex's lips as he settled himself closer to Clark, bringing one knee up onto the couch and turning towards the young man who was the star and whole focus of all of Lex's masturbatory fantasies since a crisp fall September afternoon.
"Clark, not that I'm not amiable to the suggestion, in fact thrilled is a more apt term, but why today? What brought this up?"
"I heard it's going to be quite windy this weekend and I wanted to be prepared."
Lex ran Clark's response in his head over and over looking for the double meaning, he found none. "I'm sorry, what?"
Clark smiled sheepishly at Lex and then began. He told Lex about his mom walking in on him and the talk with his dad. He explained all the differences between what he'd heard in the locker room and what his dad had talked about. He even explained his fears about being a freak, a freak who would never have sex, ever, because his penis just wouldn't work!
"So, what your saying is that you've never had an erection, were concerned, wanted the truth about sex, and came to me. Does that sum it up?"
"Don't forget the part about my freak of a penis!"
Lex sipped his water and felt it slide down his throat. He hoped his disappointment wasn't showing on his face.
"Well, first of all I appreciate that you feel comfortable enough to discuss something so sensitive with me. I'm glad that you know I'll help in any way I can. I also want to assure you that although your dad may have not been as descriptive as you were hoping, I'm sure he was just embarrassed."
This is part three, the last part, I think :p
Lex couldn't help it, his laughter just burbled out into the room followed by word's his mouth didn't screen past his brain before speaking.
"Nervous about discussing sex with a gorgeous young man such as yourself, hardly."
Lex looked at Clark immediately after realizing what he'd just said and was shocked to see Clark beaming back at him.
"That's great! So, I guess I can skip over the warm up questions and go straight to the stuff I really need to know."
Lex was so relieved he hadn't just screwed up the only relationship he held dear that he slumped back into the arm of the sofa and slugged a little more water.
"Shoot."
Clark was thrilled that Lex was so open to talking to him. He seemed relaxed, which was always good. Looking at his notes, Clark asked the question that was driving him the most crazy.
"So, do all guys have erections?"
Lex couldn't help the resultant cough and choking that a question like that caused. After getting himself under control, which including Clark crowding closer and patting his back firmly before stroking down over his shoulder and rubbing his knee, Lex looked Clark in the eye before speaking.
"Thank you, Clark. I'm fine now, and yes, all guys do have erections at some point in their life. However, not all guys can sustain an erection. There are many reasons, of course, some medically related, some mentally related.."
"Mentally related?"
Allowing the interruption, he had a feeling there would be lots of them, Lex continued.
"Yes, mentally. Some guys feel a lot of pressure from their partners and so they have difficulties. Some people have been taught an unhealthy view of sex by an authority figure and so they feel disgusted by themselves, while others have been traumatized at a young age. Then there are those who have yet to discover that while they were taught to be attracted to the female form are actually wired to be attracted to the male form, meaning their gay."
Lex looked deep into Clark's eyes looking for any sign of disgust. He didn't want to scare the young man away or loose a good friend just because he was to quick to introduce Clark to the joys of gay sex.
"Huh. Well, I'm pretty sure it's not medical, everything else seems to work fine. Mental makes the most sense."
Lex watched as Clark went over the discussion in his head and waited, and waited, he took another long drink of the water that was sweating in his hands and waited some more.
"I guess I'm gay!"
"What!"
"Well, it makes the most sense. No trauma, I've never had a partner to be pressured by, I'm totally not disgusted by the idea, so that only leaves one answer. I'm gay! I'm gay."
The last statement was whispered into the air as if Clark was tasting the words on his lips, practicing them to see if they fit. With a final nod, Clark slumped back into the sofa.
"So, after all this time. I'm not a sex freak, I'm just gay! Lex, you have no idea how relieved I feel knowing that."
Clark smiled at his friend. He wanted to thank him, show Lex how much this information meant to him. Clark reached out and squeezed Lex's knee in appreciation.
"So, Lex. After all this time of helping me figure out girls, you think your up to helping me figure out guys?"
The blinding smile that followed that statement almost, almost, made Lex miss it's content.
"Clark, there is nothing more than I would like better than to teach you the joys of gay sex."
"That's great Lex, I hear were supposed to have high wind warnings all weekend and I like to be prepared."
Re: This is part three, the last part, I think :p