Comment fic meme

[hils.livejournal.com]

Morning folks!

First of all I must apologise for being an absent mod recently. Luckily for me you have all been awesome and not posted anything that doesn't belong here.

Anyway, I've been meaning to do this for a while to get people interested and talking again so here we go

THE old_school_clex COMMENT FIC MEME

How it works:
01. Comment to this post with your prompt. Be as specific or unspecific as you like.
For example: 'Homework' or 'Lex catches Clark spying on him skinny dipping'
02. Please remember that this is an old school Clex comm so nothing from canon that goes beyond the end of season three
03. Post as many prompts as you like - but one prompt per comment only, please!
04. If your fic goes beyond the limit of one comment please reply to part one of your fic with part two etc
05. If you find a prompt that strikes your fancy, jump in and write some comment fic for the prompt poster
06. More than one comment fic response to a prompt is absolutely acceptable.
07. Tell your friends to tell their friends to come and join the fun, add a prompt, write a fic and leave some love for the authors!
08. Play nice - no flames, no bashing is allowed here! If I see a rude comment to a prompt or a fic repsonse, I'll delete it without further warning.

Go forth and have fun!

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[sussixer.livejournal.com]

PROMPT: Clark looses a bet and has to do an impromptu strip tease to "I'm too sexy" in the middle of the Talon.

Part 1

[earthseed-fic.livejournal.com]

There were many times Clark thought he might die of embarrassment. Once, in the 7th grade, he worked up the courage to ask Lana to the Christmas carnival. They were in the cafeteria and she was sitting with a group of her friends. When he got close to their table, he suddenly got lightheaded, took a step a back, tripped over another student, fell backward, broke a table, and ended up covered in mashed potatoes and chocolate milk.

There was the time, in the fifth grade, Pete's mom walked in on them watching porn.

And just last week his mother had surprised him in his fortress and even though he managed to use his speed to pull up his pants and stash the lotion and tissues, the blush that stretched well past his hairline told her everything she needed to know.

In all of those instances he only thought embarrassment would kill him. But now, as the first strains of "I'm Too Sexy" started to play, he actively prayed for death. He concentrated really hard and half hoped that he had a heretofore undiscovered ability to spontaneously combust. When he opened his eyes, though, he was still in the Talon, he'd still lost a bet, and Pete was still going to pay for this.
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When Lex walked into the coffeehouse he was sure he couldn't be seeing what he thought he was seeing. Clark Kent, shy, secretive, innocent, Clark Kent, the same Clark Kent Lex had spent the better part of two years decidedly not molesting--that same Clark Kent was naked from the waist down and slowly working his belt from its loops, all while some awful song Lex vaguely remembered hearing in a club blared from the Talon's sound system, barely audible over the crowd's cheers.

Lex knew what he should do. He should put a stop to this, should grab Clark, cover him up, and get him out of there. He should stop Clark from doing something he was sure the boy would regret. Instead, though, he found himself rooted to the spot, transfixed. "Do it," he whispered as Clark dropped his belt to the floor and start on the zipper.

At the moment, as if he could hear him above all the noise, Clark looked up and their eyes met. For a split second Lex thought he saw something, something older and wilder and more knowing in Clark's eyes. The next second, though, it was gone and so was Clark. He'd snatched up his clothes and raced out of the Talon without a word, leaving Lex, and, if the loud "boos" were any indication, the coffeehouse crowd, very disappointed.
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Part 2

[earthseed-fic.livejournal.com]

By now Clark recognized the sound of Lex's car in his driveway and his footsteps on the stairs has he made his way into the fortress. Usually those sounds gave him a thrill, but today they just made him want to crawl into a hole and hide.

"Do you want to tell me what that was all about?" Lex asked once he settled himself next to Clark on the couch.

"I lost a bet," Clark said miserably.

"How far were you going to go?"

"I don't know. Down to my boxers, I guess. That's what the loser had to do." Clark couldn't look at Lex.

"Why did you stop?" Lex's voice was different, strained.

On the run home Clark thought that would be hard a question to answer. Why should stripping down to his boxers in front of Lex be any different than stripping in front of Pete? They were both his friends.

It didn't take long, though, for Clark to realize exactly why the situations couldn't be more different. He looked at Lex now. "I stopped because you were there."

The hurt was all over Lex's face, despite his obvious effort to keep his emotions in check. "Oh. Clark, I'm sorry. If I've done something to make you uncom--"

"Stop." Clark put out his hand to stop Lex was from getting up. "You didn't make me uncomfortable."

"What then?"

"The first time," Clark began. He was suddenly incredibly nervous, on the brink of revealing a truth that laid him bare much more than that other truth Lex was always pushing for. He continued, "I always imagined that the first time you see me, you know, naked, it would be special."

"You've imagined me seeing you naked?" Lex's tone was equal parts disbelief and lascivious.

"Yeah. A lot." Clark's grin matched the one slowly spreading across Lex's face.

"Do you want to come back to the castle?" Lex asked, moving closer.

"More than anything."

Lex stood up and held out his hand. Clark took it and they started for Lex's car. "I can't wait to see the end of the show."

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[sussixer.livejournal.com]

Woooooo Hoooooooo! Bravo, Bravo! Great job. I love that Clark wants this enough to be brave!

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[earthseed-fic.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it. In my mind, the promise of sex with Lex can prompt old school Clark to do many a brave a thing.

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[twinsarein.livejournal.com]

Fun and awesome. You had me right there at the Talon with Clark and I loved the examples of other embarrassing moments in his life. The first one was especially appropos.

You could have ended it when he ran out of the room, but I'm so glad you didn't. The conversation in the barn was wonderful and revealing, and left me imagining them back at the mansion each doing their version of a strip tease for the other.

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[earthseed-fic.livejournal.com]

them back at the mansion each doing their version of a strip tease for the other.

I'd pay money to see that. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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[ctbn60.livejournal.com]

WOOO HOO!! A stripping Clark what more can you ask for. Well Lex and him back at the mansion is a good start. This was great I really enjoyed it.

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[earthseed-fic.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much. Who can resist a stripping Clark.

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[nonotthatone.livejournal.com]

I laughed a little at the end of this - it reminded me of Monty Python ("Do you want to come back to my place?" / "I thought you'd never ask.") but I swear that's a good thing :) Fun and funny ... great job.

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[ender24]

so wonderful sweet and happy clex :D